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Up to your assets in
equipment, inventory and merchandise? No idea what it's all
worth? Have no assets but would like
to pretend you do anyway? Then assetMAX
is
for you!
THE
PROBLEM: You've worked for years to build a successful cleaning
business. You've invested in its growth over the years, adding new
equipment, inventory and merchandise. You've also been fooling
around with your lawyer's wife. Suddenly you're being taken to the cleaners
by your own wife in divorce court, and she's being represented by your lawyer!
Arrgh!
SOLUTION
No. 1: Marry your lawyer's wife. You may lose your
business and half of everything you own, but you'll gain half of
everything your lawyer owns, and he's got to be worth more than you
are. Not as good as Solution No. 2, but not bad.
SOLUTION
No. 2 (we prefer this one): Catalog and record all of your
company's assets with assetMAX
BEFORE you arrive in divorce
court! List and categorize every single item of value, then
depreciate them all down to nothing! Lower the value of inventory,
office furniture, computers, you name it! Believing your business is
worthless, your soon-to-be-ex-wife won't want any part of it! Better
yet, after the divorce, you can use assetMAX
to re-raise the value of your assets just before you sell off the
business to help make those monthly alimony payments!
Additional
assetMAX
features include the ability to log
model and serial numbers, vendor and employee information, maintenance and
depreciation information, even item barcodes!
Comes complete with sample data, too! View
and print reports, get categorized summaries and more!
CONCLUSION:
At less than ten bucks, you'd better buy
assetMAX now while you can still
afford to ...
With
assetMAX ,
you get it all !
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